The following AWESOME THINGS shall be written in CAPITAL LETTERS.
1. JAM. I totally MADE SOME JAM. And it was REALLY CHEAP because the fruit was FREE from MY YARD. We called it “BLAMBERRY”, i.e. plum and blackerry. I baked some SCONES and we had them with butter and the jam. Delish.
2. REAL CHAI. Then, if my weekend wasn’t awesome enough, my new roomie busted out with some REAL CHAI brewed in a pot with milk, tea, and SPICES. Yum.
3. OTTERS.
Yep. Otters are awesome.

Yum! Chai and jam are awesome. I also make my own chai. : )
That jam is so damn tasty. Could you recreate it? Could I pay/barter/trade you for some?
I am planning on recreating it as the ripeness of plums allow. And then packing it into wee jars to give to all my friends. And by “all” I mean “about six”.